- 2 Kings 2:23-24 NKJVThen he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.
- Deuteronomy 23:1 ESVNo one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.
- Ezekiel 23:19-20 NETYet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals – as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions.
The funny thing about church is that even after years and year of attending you often end up hearing about the same ten or fifteen stories, only with a new twist on them each time. Or better yet the preacher has his own moral lesson he wants to teach and while he does it picks out individual lines here and there from the Bible. So you end up walking away with this idea that the Bible is mostly stories of "God's" love and how to be a good moral person.
Well that's because if anything other than those handful of cherry-picked stories were peached and the rest of the stories in the Bible were taught in their entirety, people would go, "Are these people insane?" and immediately walk out of the building.
Anyways, click "Read More" to see the entire list. It's pretty damn funny -- well until you realize people actually believe this stuff.